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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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If the only person youโ€™re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฑ #LivingForTheMemes



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