Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.