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"Networking more with colleagues sounds like a great idea… until the 10th 'How was your weekend?' conversation in a row 🙃👔 #IntrovertProblems"

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69 but we both just farting.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Keep the laugh going 😂

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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