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  • You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?
  • Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.
  • I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.
  • Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
  • Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.