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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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I shouldnโ€™t have to go to work if itโ€™s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I donโ€™t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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