Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Commentary:
“No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can’t guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety”

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