Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant. Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace. Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.