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  • I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
  • Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.
  • When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
  • Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.
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