Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! πΏπ Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? π " Related Funny Posts π€ Sorry Iβm late β I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff. Sorry Iβm late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos. Sorry Iβm late, there was bubble wrap. Sorry Iβm late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. Sorry, Iβm late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.