Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.