Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.