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Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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