Home Funny Quotes Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

2 months ago

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Commentary:
"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"

apology band concert humor just late me past show sorry time yawn

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