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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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I sign all anniversary cards with β€˜Way to commit to the bit!’

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set πŸŽΈπŸ’€ Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🀘😴"



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