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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.