Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
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"Don't stress over your mishaps, just shift the blame to those sneaky planets! Who knew Mercury's retrograde could be so impactful? 🌌😂 Embrace astrology and watch your responsibilities align with the stars! ⭐️🪐 #BlameThePlanets"

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