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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.