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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.