Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.