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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.