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11 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

44 shares on Threads this month:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a break from me.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

64 shares on Twitch this month:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Making waves on Discord:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Making waves on Telegram:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Just shared via Telegram:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Half princess, half menace.

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Half princess, half menace.

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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