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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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