Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.
  • Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
  • I need money, not feelings.
  • Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.
  • Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
  • I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.