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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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