Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Looks like Taylor Swift is pulling some serious mind-control game on your wife! 🧐🎶 Who knew that catchy tunes could be the ultimate weapon of distraction in everyday life? Beware of the “Swiftie” effect taking over your household! 🤣🎵 #TaylorSwiftPsyop

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