Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.