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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.