Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
