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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.