That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

78 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

62 shares on Instagram this month:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

52 shares on Instagram this month:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.