Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
- Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.
- I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.
- I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.
- Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
