The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?