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"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

I hope my email finds you enraged.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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