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"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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2 months ago

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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2 months ago

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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2 months ago

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84 shares on X this month:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

54 shares on Slack this month:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

57 shares on X this month:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Just shared via Messenger:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Making waves on Reddit:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Seen just now on Threads:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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