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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.