Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!
  • In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.
  • I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.
  • With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.
  • I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
  • Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.