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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Alexa, mute my children.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.