Trendy Funny Quotes

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  • A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.
  • I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
  • I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
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