The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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โ€œWho needs a workout when you can just take your kids shopping? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ’ธ Just kidding, maybe online shopping is the way to go! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ #ParentingProblemsโ€

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