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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

20 shares on X this month:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Spotted on Snapchat:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Going bananas on YouTube:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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