The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.