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  • I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.
  • Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.
  • Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.
  • Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.
  • I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.
  • Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?