Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.
  • Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.
  • Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.
  • Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.