The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?