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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, fruit, funny observation, fur, humor, kiwi, misunderstanding, observation, potato, thought, time on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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