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Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Seen just now on X:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Going viral on Threads:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Just shared via Reddit:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Going bananas on WeChat:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

2 months ago

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Looks like someone had a hair-raising experience trying to outwit a blow-dryer! 💨🏨 Perhaps the hotel was trying to keep their guests' hair in check, or maybe they were just trying to blow our minds with their high-tech security measures. Remember, when dealing with bathroom appliances, always approach with caution – you never know when a blow-dryer might try to blow you off your feet! 💥💇‍♂️

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

38 shares on Discord this month:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

58 shares on Threads this month:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

35 shares on X this month:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Trending via Instagram:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Trending via Facebook:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Just shared via X:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

Seen just now on Instagram:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Breaking via YouTube:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Shared recently on X:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Going viral on TikTok:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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