The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.