The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

The horror of being warned that the person you're about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic “fine once you get to know them” warning – the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 🧩 Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. 🧭 Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! 🍷😄

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