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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Commentary:
Looks like the magician's trick backfired – now he'll have to enjoy a splurge on his own dime! 💳😄 Remember, always read the fine print before using magic for financial gain! ✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged card, humor, i, joke, magic, magician, me, pick, told, trick, Visa on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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