The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.
