The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took… Commentary:Looks like the magician's trick backfired – now he'll have to enjoy a splurge on his own dime! 💳😄 Remember, always read the fine print before using magic for financial gain! ✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment. A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know. I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.