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- If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
- Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
- Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.