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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train…

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train…

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"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afraid, balloon, bond, character, conductor, hat, humor, james, James Bond, movie, next, quirky, should, train, train conductor, weird on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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