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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called โ€œHappy Hour.โ€

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Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! ๐Ÿฅ‚ Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? ๐Ÿ˜„ #HappyHourTeamBuilding



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