The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
