The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.