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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things…

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things…

Commentary:
"Oh, you have a talent for making stains disappear? Looks like you've found your calling! 💧👚 Just remember to always wear an apron – stained clothes aren't a good look for your resume! 😜👔"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, career, career aspiration, commercial, commercials, detergent, humor, job, me, perfect, perfect job, person, staining, things on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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