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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.