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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.