The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
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"Who knew the key to a successful marriage was trading back rubs for takeout orders? πŸ±πŸ’†β€β™‚οΈ Sounds like a deliciously relaxing union, don't you think? Just remember, a happy belly equals a happy heart! ❀️ #MarriageGoals"

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