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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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