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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt…

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt…

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'fake it till you make it' strategy on full display! 🤣 Who knew a simple shirt could be the ultimate power move in life and in avoiding chores at crowded events? 🙌 Bravo to this genius mastermind wandering around in plain sight! 👕💼 #LifeHack101"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, cleverness, confidence, everywhere, humor, i, identity, secret, shirt, staff, success, wear, workplace on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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