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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

58 shares on Slack this month:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Breaking via Threads:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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