The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.