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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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