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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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33 shares on Slack this month:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

29 shares on Discord this month:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

17 shares on Slack this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Breaking via Messenger:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Spotted on X:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Seen just now on Threads:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Just shared via Threads:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Spotted on Threads:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Making waves on X:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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