Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
  • Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.
  • I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.
  • So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.
  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
  • Blink if you want me!