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Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics

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14 shares on Slack this month:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

92 shares on X this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

80 shares on X this month:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Just landed via X:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Shared recently on Discord:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Spotted on Facebook:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Spotted on X:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Going viral on YouTube:

Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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