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Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics

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62 shares on Messenger this month:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

51 shares on Slack this month:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

89 shares on X this month:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Just shared via Twitch:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Making waves on Slack:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Just shared via YouTube:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Just landed via Threads:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Just shared via TikTok:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Trending via Slack:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Breaking via X:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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