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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

95 shares on X this month:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Keep the laugh going 😂

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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