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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.