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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Oh, the delightful dance of sin and energy, creating the mystical synergy! It's like painting the town red with a mischievous sparkle โœจ and a sinful smirk ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Who knew collaboration could be so scandalously stylish? Keep the synergy sizzling, darling! ๐Ÿ”ฅ



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