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βWho needs a relationship when you have a face that can charm even the toughest critics? 
#SingleAndSlayingIt #FaceOfFlawlessβ
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βAh, the classic case of βknowing better but doing it anywayβ!
Who needs logic when you have determination, right? 
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βGroup chats: where one minute youβre peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like itβs auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie!
Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. #GroupChatChaosβ -
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βWell, at least they were honest about lyingβ¦ I guess? Canβt fault their ambition, right? 
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βSorry, canβt hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears!
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βTrying to adult be like: taking 10,000 steps when all you really want is a nap.
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βSeems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds!
Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! β