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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.