They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Commentary:
Well, how about “coffeenarcotics”? It’s like hitting the snooze button on reality while still getting stuff done ☕💤💼 Just imagine the jolt of energy paired with the ultimate relaxation! Coffee enthusiasts and sleepyheads everywhere would rejoice at this powerful combo. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have our own version of a halfway-to-heaven brew 😄🚀 #DreamingBig

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