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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!