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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.