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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.