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This whole week could have been an email.

This whole week could have been an email.

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๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’ป "Ever had one of those weeks where you're basically a living, breathing spam filter? It's like every meeting and memo was just one giant attachment to the most unnecessary email ever sent. Who needs a calendar when you have a delete key, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜† #EmailsForDays"



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