This whole week could have been an email.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.