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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Commentary:
Looks like someone found a creative way to navigate domestic disagreements! 🤣💰 Who knew trade policies could play a role in marital diplomacy? Just remember, a healthy dose of laughter is the best antidote to tariffs! 😉 #MarriageTradeWars

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged every, fun, humor, joke, marriage, me, relationship, tariff, threat, threatening, time, wife on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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← Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion. Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning. →

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