Trendy Funny Quotes

  • At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.
  • I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
  • How do I un-know people?
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.