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"Oh, absolutely! Just a connoisseur of fine craftsmanship, not a purveyor of geekiness or weirdness. 🤓🪚 Japan has definitely nailed it when it comes to wood joinery! 🌸🏯 #WoodYouBelieveIt"

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Keep the laugh going 😂

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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