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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.