Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Want to spice up your work life? Just remember the two golden rules: 1. Keep HR off your back. 2. Avoid turning your office romance into a soap opera drama. 🚫💔 #WorkplaceRomanceDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons. The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone! You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning. It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby. This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.