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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.