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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Just shared via WeChat:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Going viral on Messenger:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Making waves on TikTok:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Live now on Discord:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Spotted on Threads:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Just shared via Facebook:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Witty text humorously comparing typos to the Greek god of spelling mistakes.

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Commentary:
Ah, yes, Typos, the mischievous Greek god who loves to play pranks on our keyboards! 🌩️ He sure knows how to keep us on our toes with those sneaky spelling errors! Maybe we should sacrifice a dictionary to appease him. 📚🙏 #SpellingMistakesAreDivine

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13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Starting a new life today, bye.

Making waves on Reddit:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Live now on Threads:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Just landed via Twitch:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Trending via Twitch:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Going viral on TikTok:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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