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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.