Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.
  • Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
  • I dare you to try and be more single than me.
  • Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.
  • My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.