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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.