Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppUnfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest. Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.