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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.