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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.