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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointmen…

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointmen…

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, awkward, awkward situation, bank, call, cancel, humor, i, joke, just, say, situation, sperm, sperm bank on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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