Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come. Commentary:"Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦" Related Funny Posts 🤝 How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come? A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm. Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”
