Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.