Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
  • Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.
  • Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  • Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.