Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWatching as gravity slowly unfriends you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down. My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity. That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.